To Begin...

For my comfort and safety, all new clients must be screened prior to arranging a meeting. Please fill out the screening form provided below, or email with your full info and p411 (if registered), and--most importantly--2-3 provider references. If you are new to this world, don’t worry. I would kindly ask that you submit a complete professional profile (such as LinkedIn or a website) with a photograph attached on the webpage. However, acceptance is always up to my discretion.

I understand that our personal lives are of the utmost value, and your information is guaranteed to be confidential and safe. Your details are for my eyes and ears only and will never be shared with anyone. I highly respect your privacy just as I treasure mine as well.

Please allow at least 24 hours for the screening process. I do my best to complete as soon as possible, but due to reference correspondence, it may take longer than anticipated. Same-day appointments are rarely available, so please book in advance .

Before We Meet...

Please arrive well-groomed and showered before our meeting. If you were short on time and bathing is necessary upon arrive, I’m happy to accommodate that for both our comforts. (One can never be too fresh!)
Please have good oral hygiene and fresh breath.
If you have any allergies or aversions to fragrances, please mention that prior to our meeting. Your comfort is my number one priority.

The First Moments: Expectations

Please enclose the listed fees in an unsealed envelope, greeting card, or your favorite art book situated in a conspicuous spot upon arrival to avoid an awkward introduction. My rates are listed as-is and are not subject to negotiation. Doing so will be considered distasteful and could substantially tarnish our relationship. With formalities now aside, we can wholly relish in each other’s company.

Circumstances: Cancellations/Deposits

I understand life happens and cancellations or rearrangements may be necessary. If you find yourself needing to cancel, please inform me at least 48 hours before our appointment and I will courteously oblige. Failure to do so will be subject to a 50% cancellation fee. Deposits are non-refundable and only transferrable if rebooked within 3 months of postponing. If I have to cancel on my end, deposits will be refunded in full to the original form of payment.

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